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Islamic State “furious” at constant snide remarks

A spokesman for the so-called “Islamic State” has launched a scathing attack on the “constant petty, snide and frankly passive-aggressive comments” from western journalists.

“It got old pretty damn quickly”, snarled Muhammad al-Siddiq, supposed director of communications for the group.

“I mean, you never hear Jon Snow referring to the so-called Saudi regime or the pretendy Iranian president. I’ve never seen air quotes around the Taliban’s name. We might have to start addressing our videos to the self-proclaimed ‘journalists’ at Channel 4 News, in the nominal United ‘Kingdom’.”

The statement concluded prematurely as Mr al-Siddiq stormed off, ranting incoherently.